When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.
Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
A child of anti-vaxxer parents.
As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
The sickness you acquire from being around thots. It makes you a thot.
Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.
i have the Corona virus man.
don't stay home man.
Virus from China, also known as The Boomer Remover.
My friends grandma died yesterday. The Corona Virus strikes again
The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
Getting Corona Virus from chiken
-yo bro, i think i got chickerona virus.
-you retard thats what you get for eating so much fucking chicken