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a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
The feminine form of Benjamin Button. Otherwise known as a woman who aging in reverse.
Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?
Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.
Major faggot whomst’ve likes to pull on the zippers on your back pack so he can gain sexual climax. He also likes Hitler and has secret stashes of dried cum stored in his school locker.
“I hate those filthy Zipper Pullers.”
Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz
I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo
the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape
yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!
the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!