third base

Fondling her honey pot, blow job, or oral sex.

Winnie the Pooh slid to third base with Kanga.

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The Third Way

Up the arse.

Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.

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June third

It the Day were your tallest friend gives all there money to the shortest friend!!! It also the famous person Lauren birthday

Short friend: it June third
Tall friend: Dang it
Tall friend sadly give up Walet

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The Third Day

An insult used to offend saints, especially God

And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus

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Third leg

A penis so big that it is as long as an average human leg.

Dude 1: Bro, he's got another leg
Dude 2: I can see his third leg.

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Third Floor

Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds

Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs?

A: He's on the Third Floor

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Third Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out or making love, the couple advances by heavy petting and touching, while potentially removing a few articles of clothing.
This can include touching of the woman's bare legs, breasts, and hips. This can lead to the touching of private-areas.

For some, this can lead to stimulating one-another's private regions by Touch.
In more hardcore culture, this can also include oral sex or fingering. See also Mutual Masturbation

"I want to go and play. But Mommy says, that Angela is busy on the other side of the Hill. And that I have to wait until they leave. My friend Sam says they are on Third Base."

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