Thong butter

The sticky slim residue from having a thong on too long nestled over the cunny lips absorbing all those juices then forming a nice layer of butter.

"Jim" Dude Becky had her thong on way to long yesterday, went to go down on her last night and she had a good layer of thong butter in them!. I bet you enjoyed that dude, mmm yeah pure goodness you know it!

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Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.

Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.

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dong thong

a guy's thong

"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"

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Thong Trap

When your thong is painful. Wrong size thong is the number one leading cause of this condition. It can ride up the butt or the front. If left untreated can cause irritated skin, bleeding, or rash. May even effect your gate. (the way you walk). Also may make you very irritable.

I was on the subway and I couldn't wait to get off I was in a thong trap.

She just picked her butt if front of everyone. I bet you she had a thong trap.

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Mexican Thong

A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.

Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"

Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"

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Thong Burn

what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.

Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.

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Thong Lick

Following a Thong Shot when the girl licks up the jizz from her thong.

She loved the taste of his jizz from her thong.

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