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Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.
I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!
When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.
“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”
Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.
Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.
"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.
"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake
When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.
When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.
When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, only to find out after the fact that he is also a mezcal rep.
“We hooked up, but it turned into a Oaxacan threesome. Fuck that douche.”