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The deep raspy voice you wake up with after spending the evening in a bar or a club
I can hardly talk today.
I have bar throat.
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Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!
Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."
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1. Performing fellatio by relaxing the back of the throat to avoid the gag reflex, resulting in deeper penetration of the penis.
2. Title of an XXX movie starring Linda Lovelace which centered on this method of performing fellatio.
3. Name given to an informant, believed to be high in government circles, who helped WASHINGTON POST reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their investigation of the famous Watergate case which ultimately resulted in the resignation of Richard Nixon as President of the United States.
"When she performed deep throat on me, it made me forget all other blowjobs."
"I haven't been able to watch 'Deep Throat' since I found out that Linda Lovelace was performing under the threat of a gun by her so-called boyfriend."
"Carl and Bob promised not to release their informant's identity, so they called him Deep Throat."
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Throat cheese:
The hard bits of phlegm that randomly come out of your throat sometimes, they smell revolting.
It's like bad breath in a hard form.
'Hey jean smell this!'
*Jean throws up*
'What was that?!'
'Throat cheese baby'
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a female that gives oral sex with dick penetration to the back of the throat and often swallows.
she's a deep throat, or I got some deep throat last night
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A swift fist thwarted into the throat of a speaking , or not speaking, ass hat. Appropriately delivered immediately after douchey sentence is in progress or at full completion.
In the year 1820, John Dickerson was a man of the field. He rose cattle and herded sheep. Greg Gregerson and the penis boys were known about town to herd cattle to their branding post and would brand penises onto unsuspecting heffers. Soon after they would return the missing cattle to their appropriate owners with their newfound phallic brandishing. John Dickerson was very upset by these cockamamie antics. His cattles' fresh dick decorations extremely decreased the face value of his bovines. John Dickerson sought out Greg Gregerson and the penis boys in sordid places and soon found these four gargantuan men in a local brothel with appropriately large women. He knew immediately that his average size and pisspoor fighting techniques would be no match for Greg Gregerson and the penis boys. Greg being the largest and the leader, he instantly knew he must take him out if he had any hope of leaving unscathed and his heffers avenged. He balled his fist and struck Greg Gregerson in a 3" space between the chin and the neck of Greg's shirt. Greg Gregerson dropped to the floor in agony and the penis boys trembled in fear. After witnessing their fearless leader taken out with one punch, one brace penis boy asked John Dickerson to lead their gang and brand dick decorations all over the cattle of the Midwest. John Dickerson replied,"Do you want a throat punch too, bitch?"
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The small nodules or deposits of mysterious curd-like material that exist in the back reaches of the mouth/throat area. They are a whitish/yellowish in apperance and are expelled often times by coughing or hacking. These compacted particles of curdish material are quite possibly the foulest smelling things that the human body emits. The filthy and horrific smell resembles a combination of a 92 year old man's bad breath crossed with a backed up sewer line. If you happen to dislodge one of these babies, mash it between your two fingers and hold it up to your nostrils. You have officially discovered the incredibly powerful stench of BOT.
After I spit out my Copenhagen, I hacked up a "Back of Throat." I smashed it between my thumb and forefinger and snuck up on my girfriend. I put the smooshed BOT up to her nose and she gagged and wretched from the putrid smell. Later that night as I slept, she got me back with a Dirty Sanchez.
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