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Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly
His bedroom is littered with tissue roses
When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.
"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"
Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.
Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus
Caroline: what?
A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.
My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom
When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed
Oh shit I have a golden tissue