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Created by: Akaido17x and EskimoRican
Popularized by: XxBLACKFACExXx
Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'
When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.
Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."
May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and video games.
Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."
It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.
Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:
George Washington
- for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the United States for what it is today.
Winston Churchill
- for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.
Martin Luther King
- for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.
Mother Theresa
- for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.
Example 1:
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"You fools are going to get dominated. There's no chance. We're the best team here. You're going to be destroyed."
Team 2 (Scooper):
"Don't worry about us, princess, we're just polishing up our tools so we can mercilessly and endlessly Scoop that beautiful Jelly of yours..."
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"...."
Example 2:
President of the United States:
"My fellow Americans...we're going to ship our boys overseas to Scoop some fierce and belligerent Jelly...and we shall emerge victorious, with our Scoopers tainted with glorious supremacy..."
Example 3:
Son:
"But mom, I don't wanna clean my room! I don't wanna!!"
Mom:
"Boy, if you don't clean your room, I'm gonna Scoop that Jelly so hard, not only is it going to make you bleed and cry, but it's going to go down in Time magazine as the worst Scoopage incident since the fall of man!!"
Example 4:
Akaido: "Hey, Rican, if I call you 'Ben,' will you call me 'Jerry?'"
EskimoRican: "Sure, but why am I going to call you that?"
Akaido: "Because together, we're like "Ben & Jerry's"...we stay Scoopin' that Jelly."
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when someone grabs a womens boob or a mans moob and throws it up and slams it down..
That girl just got scoop slamdunked big time
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a precentage of a person belongings that you take from that person and it does not piss off the person but the situation is just on the verge of way over the edge of anger.
I took what i thought was 1 gram of cocaine with a business card out of my friends coke sack that costs 2K and after weighing the amount i took... i had realized it was really 5 grams. after the person realizes that someone took some coke from his sack, he said, "damit someone scoop duped from my f---king sack!!!"
Also, "Ive been fuc--ing scoop duped by someone!" aka bamboozaled
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This is a game that males play to punish their friends for saying or doing something utterly and obviously stupid. A scoop is defined here as cupping one's hand, slapping it across the victim's neck and pulling back your hand towards you, effectively scooping the person's neck. The game goes like this:
-If a person says/does something obviously wrong, someone who notices this mistake can call "SCOOP!"
-If a person says/does something obviously wrong and they notice before someone else calls scoop on them, they can call "CRACK-BACK" and be safe from being scooped.
This is the basic overlie of the game, but some people extend the basic concept. For example, one extension lets the person who made the mistake "SELF SERVE" so they aren't at the mercy of the scooper.
The person who is getting the school does have the right to question if something is scoop worthy or not. Some people will call SCOOP after everything that comes out of your mouth, but only really obviously dumb comments are scoop worthy
Example Of Scoop Game 1:
-Hey man, have you ever been to Miami?
-No bro, I've never left the United States before.
-Miami is in the United States idiot.
-....Oh...
-SCOOP! Come over here and get your scoop.
Example Of Scoop Game 2:
-Harry! Wake up we are going to be late for school!
-Today is Saturday...
-CRACK-BACK!
-You lucky bastard. That was scoop worthy!
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The parts of the booty that spill out of a tight pair of undies or a swimsuit.
Guy 1: Look at that girl's booty scoops.
Guy 2: I would snack on those.
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A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,
A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).
Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.
Jim: I respect that
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common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.
"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"
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