the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children
that was a joke he doesnt stab children
the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
A strong willed black man who's job is to drain a country of everything it has, a true dictator and has a love for bad roads. Many people still love him altho he can makes things hard.
Keith Rowley made Trinidad not a Real Place
Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene
Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead
An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up
Kinky Keith is older than prince charles
After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
Noun: The small compartment at the bottom of an herb grinder that collects kief --ie: "Keith"
Euphemism: getting high.
Noun: "I just cleaned Keith's house."
Euphemism: "After I get off, im going to Keith's house"
Intelligent good looking modest sex machine
I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo