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A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.
"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"
(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"
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A janitor at Valve Inc. game studios, often confused with Robin Walker, a beloved programmer of the same place of employment. He was first delivered to fame by the Team Fortress 2 podcast "KritzKast".
"Yo, Kev! Kevlar Keino! Nothin' gets through the wall of Kevlar Kevin Walker!"
"So, Mr. Kevin Walker, can you tell us about the direction TF2's gonna be taking?"
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Is the gayest person you’ll ever meet. Although he may look nice he is actually very sensitive and moody.
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A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...
When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...
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a fan of spring awakening who is particularly enamored with hanschen/johhny b. wright! the name comes from a quote from the play in which one girl tells the others "last one to the bridge has to hold hands with hanschen!" therefore, the fans of hanschen would walk very slowly to the bridge.
fangirl: who's your fave SA character?
me: hanschen! i'm a very very slow walker :)
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an actor who most likely gets movie gigs because of his good looks, but proved everybody wrong in his movie running scared. physical features include alluring blue eyes, amazing smile, and perfectly sculpted body. break through movie was the fast and the furious.
megan: paul walker is so hot!
kim: oh really?
megan: have you not seen into the blue?!
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Usually offensive term referring to a person of a race further behind in evolution, pertaining to the fact that humans evolved from knuckle walking apes, and to the generalisation that all of these people walk with a gangsta style hunched-over gait with arms dangling towards the ground.
Also refers to the species of apes which walk using thier
feet and knuckles.
Hello city zoo? I'm not sure whether to call you or the police about this bunch of knuckle walkers who claim to be a gorilla unit or g-unit that is terrorising the local civilised people with their savage behaviour.
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