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The effect Justin Bieber took over the 10-14 year old girls everywhere; What happens when any girlish-sounding boy becomes a star and sings about love forcing girls to love him for no damned reason
Concerned Citizen 1: What's with the 10-14 year old girls these days?
Concerned Citizen 2: Oh it's just a case of Bieber Blast.
Concerned Citizen 1: DAMN YOU BIEBER!!!
Concerned Citizen 3: Leave it to Bieber to screw up the nation
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1. The act of getting a hard-on, erection, woody, ect. while listening or looking at the newest pop sensation in a magazine or in the privacy of your home.
2. Fantasizing over the high pitched voice of a 16 yr. old boy who has no hair anywhere.
3. One who bones Justin Bieber, usually big black men or women with strap-ons, in his ass or vagina.
4. Construction of a shrine, to solidify your gayness for a lil boy. Also can be exhibited with posters or school supplies littered with the kid.
1. Gay Boy: "Yesterday I was listening to Justin Bieber, and I got a huge thumper."
Straight Boy: "So you got a Bieber Boner? Go sit on your thumb."
2. Fangirl: "That young boy just gets me sooo wet when i listen to his sensitive voice. If i was a boy id get a Bieber Boner."
Normal Guy: "Shut the fuck up, you stupid bizznitch!"
3. Black Guy: "I pounded Justin Bieber's ass so hard after his show last night."
Catholic Priest: "I wish I could do that!"
Random Guy: "Yall are Bieber boners!"
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The demonic trance that the Immortal One (Justin Bieber) puts young girls into while he steals their souls, which he feeds on to sustain himself.
Did you catch the Bieber Fever at the concert last night?
Yeah, but now I feel so empty inside.
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The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
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Justin Bieber is a young teenage boy who's believed to have not yet reached puberty. Many people think he's homosexual. His fans defend him by typing in upper case letters, many being completely illiterate. He's the next biggest thing with kids aged between 8-15 years - their love for Miley Cyrus and The Jo Bro's seeming to have completely fizzled out. Within a year or so he'll be just another washed up star, or let's certainly hope so!
Normal person: *Hears Justin Bieber on the radio*
Oh god he's everywhere, where does it end?!
Bieber fan: UR JUST JELOS BECOZ HE'S FAMUS ND GAWJUSS!!!!
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his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world
Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding
Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
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A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.
"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."
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