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1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis
Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house
Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting
Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
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You will need a BLUNT (or fat joint), a SMALL TUBE (like a marker or pen shaft), beer mugs and a freezer. First put the mugs in the freezer to let them frost up. Roll up a fat blunt and attach the mouth end of it to the plastic tube, airtight. Light it up just by sucking thru the tube. Once its sparked go get the mugs. Now put the end of the tube down into the bottom of a mug, hold it there and shotgun a creamy hit into the mug. Because the mug is freezing cold the smoke will stay inside it easily until you tip it upside down. Last thing to do is to tip the mug towards you like your gonna take a drink and inhale the smoke and you will find yourself enjoying a cool CHRONIC MILKSHAKE.
Joe: Yo mikey we should serve up some chronic milkshakes.
Mikey: Hell yea man those are the shit!
Joe: Aright lets roll up a bleezy....
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you spray whipped cream in the girls mouth, stick your penis in and shake your balls until the milkshakes done!
my girl was thirsty so we went home and i gave her my homemade latin milkshake!!!
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The act of drinking a dairy product from the rectum of a loved one, denoting extreme devotion or love.
"I loved him so much I would drink buttermilk out of his asshole"---The quote that created the texas milkshake
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When you cum in a girls mouth, then she spits it on your genitals, and then you stick it up her ass.
"I love the Spanish Milkshake!"
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Canadian Milkshake
Is only available in the months after a female has a baby..... First lactate her breast milk into a bowl. The man then bathes his ball in the bowl while getting head. Upon ejaculation the girl spits the seamen into the milk filled bowl and then drinks the entire contents.
last night was the first time jenny has had a Canadian Milkshake. She said the milky salty taste was new and strangely refreshing.
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When a black guy attempts to use white boy slang
I'm the motherfucking milkshake slang king
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