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When a thot flagellates on your genitalia
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A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors
Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.
Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.
damn.
then she shitted.
damn.
she farted on my dick
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When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"
Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok
"That's me!"
- Butters
MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING
Suck my dick day. July 2nd is suck my dick day and there is not much to it just suck my dick and you better like it.
Suck my dick day is a day when everyone has to suck my dick wether the like it and or want to