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When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.
Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!
the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.
“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”
hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
The type of person you look at and just know they will try to stick a fork in their toaster
That department is made up of toaster people.
n. Australian bush fire.
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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.
Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?