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When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.
Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.
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hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.
I used a reverse toaster on cole
The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
The type of person you look at and just know they will try to stick a fork in their toaster
That department is made up of toaster people.
n. Australian bush fire.
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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.