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Yesterday's the past
Tomorrow's the future
Today is a gift
That's why it's called the present
Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.
"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"
When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.
Enjoy your day!!!
Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!
Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am
Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing
Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"