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The condition in which an uptight prude who was blacked out while drinking suddenly becomes the crudest person imaginable.
Drunk Prude: "I want to f*** fill in the blank right now!"
Drunk Prude's Friend to fill-in-the-blank: "Believe me, he really does not want to do that to you, he's having a case of blackout tourettes..."
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the uncontrollable act of swearing and cursing when one finds themselves outdoors in frigid temperatures: usually heard in designated smoking areas outside workplaces and nightclubs.
Smoker 1: "Holy fucking Jesus! Its ass snappin' cold out here!"
Smoker 2: "Fuckin rights! My winter tourettes set in last fuckin week!"
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Highway Tourette's is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. In severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a passenger.
Sufferers of Highway Tourette's can easily be spotted. Simply look for the following:
1.) Loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.
2.) Inappropriate hand-gestures.
3.) The apparent belief that the drivers/passengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.
Bob is driving, Joe is his passenger. Bob is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout....
Joe: Be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.
Bob: So what?! Let them! <Bob turns his attention to the aforementioned car>
Bob: COME ON! DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Joe: Bob. Drive.
Anne is driving, Jodi is her passenger. In this case, Jodi is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident....
Jodi: Did you see that jerk?!
Anne: Yes, but we're fine.
Jodi: So what?! That asshole nearly killed you!
Anne: Jodi, shut up, I'm driving.
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Commonly, a disorder that subjects its victims to FUCK SHIT VAGINITIS unwarranted expletives
I fuck shit have Tourette syndrome
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LMAO Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, most notably chronic tics. LMAO Tourettes is most often associated with the exclamation of LMAO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLZ when that response is not warranted; socially inappropriate; or a retort to derogatory remarks; or simply for the lack of a better response.
Girl: Why'd you decline my pic? wtf?
Guy: LMFAO
Girl: But, I'm not laughing
Guy: LMAO
Girl: It was of my dead cat
Guy: LOLZ
Girl: you have f*ckin LMAO Tourettes or what? nouveau douche!
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When something a jew really wants to buy but when he sees the price he freaks out and goes into cardiac arrest and dies.
chaz had jewish tourettes when he saw that the bread went up 50 cents.
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A neurological disease that affects just one in 6.2 million persons Worldwide, commonly characterized by random facts and figures being needlessly shared with unsuspecting passers by, about Hamilton, Ontario, Canada – possibly Canada’s ugliest city. Generally those unaffected by this syndrome are unaware of its existence, yet the compulsion involved with this disease is overwhelming. Often times those affected by this disorder are unaware of its existence, and the negative effects of this are felt more so by the diseased individual’s co-workers.
Setting: Sterile office environment. Worker A says, “Hey, has anybody seen Deborah?” And Worker B says, “Oh, yeah. She’s in the kitchen telling some arbitrary story about Hamilton…I don’t know how she does it, but every story involves Hamilton somehow. I think she may be a witch.” Worker A responds, “Oh no, she’s just got Hamilton Tourettes.”
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