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"The Awful Tower" is the appellation most commonly used by a certain variety of Parisian anglophones to refer to that most ominous quadripedal cast iron cast-off space ship masquerading as the City's and even the Country's most famous tourist attraction.
Also known as "Ze Awful Tow(z)er"
"Where are we going to take the relatives from Ohio?" Petit Louis asked he brother Toto. "Oh, I know, let's drive them down the Champs a Sleazy, then over to the Sore Bone, and then we can finish up at the Awful Tower."
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A sexual act involving two guys and one girl the guys stand facing each other legs spread for balance and the girl is in between them. One guy penetrating the front the other in the butt; together the three make an image of the eiffel tower.
I totally double teamed this girl last night with Frank; we even got her into an Eiffel tower.
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A person of great strength and stamina who risks their life to climb great heights and work in conditions unimaginable to the common everyday man.
Usually very tall, handsome, and usually from the country. Men that pick this profession have a bulging james and are very skilled at everything they do in their lives.
Usually these workers tend to live out away from everyone. The more land around them the better. They enjoy hunting, fishing, and usually have a dog, many times a Labrador Retriever.
That country boy sure does like to climb! He should be a tower climber when he's older!
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This is what really happens when a bunch of girls use the bathroom together. They all take their pants off and stack one on top each other on the toilet. Then then go pee and it becomes like a urine champagne tower. The champagne tower is also known as "stacking".
Person 1: Where did Stacy go?
Person 2: Champagne tower will Mary.
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Greasiest asshole in town. Described in one word: Skid. Don't have anything to do with this dirt bag.
That kid hasn't showered in weeks, what a Jimmy Towers.
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a threesome position usually involving two men and a woman. while tag teaming the woman (hitting it from both sides- one man in the ass, the other getting sucked off) they high five above her head to form an eiffel tower shape
cynthia: mmgfff !!!!!! *dick still in mouth*
blowjob bryce: what was that?
cynthia: *slides mouth off of dick* i said, keeping thrusting aaron!! i wanna feel you rearrange my guts..
anal aaron: *thrusts harder* unnh... you like that, you filthy whore!!
cynthia: ohhh...ahh.... oh god that feels so good... im such a slut for you two *continues to suck dick*
blowjob bryce: damn she's good at sucking cock. id fuck her till her tits fall off
anal aaron: ya bro what a great eiffel tower
*anal aaron and blowjob bryce high five*
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When two basketball players on the same team are extremely tall, and dominant players.
Tim Duncan and David Robinson are the best twin towers of all time.
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