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Tractored

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.

no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”

by NovaSensei May 31, 2019


pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours

Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.

by Porktractor June 9, 2017


big tractor

a tractor commonly used for farming but its big

Jeff Bezos: look at that big tractor

Elon Musk: dayumn thats a big tractor

by jestrr February 25, 2024


r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018


Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 10, 2021


bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019