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Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi
This is to grab a hedge trimmer, and try to trim your significant others pubes while your best friend gives him oral.
Ma’am what is the reason of being in the er
me and my boyfriend tried Pennsylvanian bush trimming and i missed his pubes
when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia
My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom
Is the meaning and nickname of a person that will help you at times, but sometimes wont stand up for you if yu are in the wrong. An over all great freind but if you at a bich you are messing with wrong person.
My best friend is a trimmed tree.
When a boat can't get out of the hole because someone left the plug in the dock box.
Bobby's boat must have the trim tabs backwards, he can't get it up. Better go check his dock box.
When you shave your balls with a chainsaw
John-Damn I almost cut my nut off
Carl- How?
John- I was trimming the bush