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Spoiled young adult living an idle life on investments; the most envied creature on the planet and they know it. Usually very pretty in a childish way, with an air of pampered boredom. Maxed out on credit cards but doesn't care as these are covered every month by the private banker.
At 25, Emma, who does not work, has a luxurious apartment (all paid for), a string of desperate admirers, a personal assistant, and only 35,000 a month to live on.
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Popularized by Tosh.0. The act in which you randomly perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim. When one does this, they are to yell "TRUST FALL!" before falling. See who catches you and love the people who do!
Ron: So all you have to do is subtract the-
Craig: TRUST FALL!
*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.
Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?
Craig: I can never trust you again, man.
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for some reason, this phrase is on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.
guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"
guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?
guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too
guy 2: its fucked up too...
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Living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and Daddy's credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. A delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, massively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the '60's and '70's probably would have enlisted in 'Nam just to see them set to Pink Floyd. Tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you'll be met with outright anger and denial. They will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of Cali's finest weed on the way to Coachella where they'll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iPhone.
Trust fund hippy 1: Dude, I ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you
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A reminder to be a man, do what your instinct tells you (most people say gut feeling, but its actually based in a more Southern area)
Murphy: I don't know man, I want to bone her, but I don't want anybody finding out...
Connor: Look, bro, just trust your hang. It will not lead you wrong.
Note that there are some instances where it can lead you wrong... but forget about those. Let the good times roll.
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When a canibal gives you a blowjob.
Complete trust: the ability to supress the urge of adding laxitives and/or cyanide when making your mother in law a coffee.
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This is a phrase often said when words of pure wisdom and knowledge are said by a sigma male a.k.a 'Shaygo'.
Friend 1:"Hate it when girls call me handsome, Like don't call me handsome if you're not tryna hand-me-sum".
Friend 2:" Damn he spitting for real type shiii, In Shaygo We Trust".
Friend 3:"Nah for real, In Shaygo We Motherf****** trust".