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When preparing for a money shot you tell the girl to get on her knees, close her eyes and open her mouth. After she does this you ram your finger down your throat and vomit all over her and into her mouth.
What The Fuck does this have to do with The Chris Tucker?
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n. The male act of tucking the front of ones shirt down and under the scrotum.
Reasons for preforming a Tom Tucker could range anywhere from comfort to security.
To compensate for a large gooch that was often prone to becoming quite moist, Gary came to depend upon the security and comfort of a well tucked Tom Tucker.
After being regularly pantsed in gym class, Nate started thinking two steps ahead in the form of a snugly placed Tom Tucker.
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(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
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A Republican...
Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
see the song by Todd Snider
That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.
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A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face
Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.
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from children's rhyme "little tommy tucker sang for his supper"
someone who really earns what they have.
created by the king of the castle grafitti crew
even tommy tucker sang for his supper. think about it.
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An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.
The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.
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