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When two working males, often electricians, would strip nude in a secure location. The would then proced to joust or sword fight with their erect penises, drawing closer and closer until both are simply grinding against each other until they both ejaculate. In the end, the only one who loses however, are the ones that hired them.
Mike: "Hey, I bet Josh and Dave are just messing around while we work."
Jim: "You know them, the love to have a tummy sticks tourney."
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Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.
Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?
Sure. What do you need it for?
I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.
Aw, that's nasty. You chode!
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A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.
Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.
The g-rated answer given to a child under the age of ten when asking their mother why she is smiling incessently after an amazing session of sex with their significant other.
Example: "Mommy why are you smiling? Because honey I'm having a party in my tummy."
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Girl- Did You Just Yummy In My Tummy
Guy- Sorry I Got A Weak Pull Out Game
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stomach ache due to being too nauseous
after dropin acid u getta littltle tina tummy ache. As if one were to smoke too much potpourri and get a stomach ache
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