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urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the urinal they were using.
This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!
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Found in the urinals of public bathrooms, most commonly used as an aiming device. Sometimes also used as a means of "payback" toward unwanted employees.
"Sometimes I like to pee in a circle around the urinal cake." OR "Get your ass in that bathroom and change out the damn urinal cakes!"
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You know how #1 goes in the urinal and #2 goes in the toilet well, a urinal deuce is when someone #2s inside a urinal.
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A $1 bill that's so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men's public bathroom. It has little or no vending value whatsoever.
Waitress: And here's your change.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
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Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.
"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."
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common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.
* this is for urinals
Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?
Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
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