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A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.
Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
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Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
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Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.
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Sometimes the end of a relationship can be a relief. And its even lovelier to know that two ex-lovers are willing to take responsibility for their kids, working together for their sake. Laying aside the personal injuries, the war on the bullshit. Friendship after romance is possible.
Valentin Dey stands for the reward you get for having it cut clean. The new love that will eventually come carry and embed your disappointed heart and turn it into the love machine it is supposed to be.
Valentin Dey is the one who is strong enough to make and let you shine. Who won't ever put you down. Who carries you and your kids because they see you're worth it.
I believe in Valentin Dey.
I thought i had reached the lowest point in my life. I thought there was no beauty in a struggle. I thought nobody could love me again. Valentin Dey turned me around and showed me the scenery surrounding me. And it looked so promising and real.
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n., when your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse comes online on MySpace, Facebook, other friend sites, or any type of instant messaging.
*used mostly during February
IMuser1: 'Hey!'
IMuser2: 'There's my online valentine.'
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Its the most magical sex that a woman receives on Valentine's Day. A man's efforts are pushed to the limit deliver the most amazing sexual experience on the day of love. Can also be referred to as Valen D
Woman 1: How was your Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: I got the Valentine's D! I couldn't stop cumming.
Woman 1: I wish my man could bring the Valentine's D just once. I'm always using my vibrator to finish.
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Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.
An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
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