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is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
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Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.
Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
A sticky vampire is the sexual act of, while receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates on the roof of a female's (or male's depending...) mouth, and having it run down to her teeth and dripping off her teeth, making her look like a vampire. Except with jizz instead of blood.
A sticky vampire ran loose in the city, seeking more men to fuel her vampiric needs...
Similar to Energy Vampires, SOF Vampires lurk within the hallways of the Special Operations communities of interest. SOF Vampires use vague policy and bureaucracy to confuse leadership and feed off the insecurities of low ranking officers and enlisted service members. SOF Vampires are vulnerable to "real work" and can be difficult to identify. DARPA is currently working on an new type of SOF Vision googles which make SOF Vampires easier to spot in a meeting.
That contractor SOF Vampired the shit out of me.. I have no idea how to staff this fucking CONOP.... Fuck the J39 EW
A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.
This place is full of corporate vampires!
Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.
When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.
When the girl cuts your dick and then give you head while your bleeding.
My girlfriend pulled a knife and cut my dick and gave me a amazing Colorado vampire.
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