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When a person does or says something that is so undeniably characteristic of a vegetarian.
Examples:
Zach- "That'd be so great if I could get some extra spinach on that. I love spinach!" Person- "Man, that's So Vegetarian of you."
Person- "So you're vegetarian?" Zach- "Yeah, except for bacon." Person- *shakes head and thinks, "That's So Vegetarian."
Zach- "I woke up at 5 am today." Person- "It's Saturday..." Zach- "World Cup qualifying match. USA will win one day. Want a piece of my tofu?" Person- "Yup, should have known. So Vegetarian"
Zach- "I'll never change my Facebook profile picture. I love the plants in the background." Person- "Why?" Zach- "It was my prime...I don't want to disappoint people when they see a picture of me now" Person- "So Vegetarian."
A vegetarian that will occasionally eat meat if they are put in a certain situation and wish to do so
Mike: Hey Annabella that's meat you are eating I thought you were a vegetarian?
Annabella: I'm an opportunistic vegetarian and there is not much else to eat while we are camping!
A person who swings between the polar extremes of being a vegetarian and an omnivore.
Olivia is such a bipolar vegetarian, she spent the weekend getting romantic with a bacon bap
Someone who would be vegetarian for ethical reasons, who agrees philosophically with vegans and vegetarians, but who can not restrict their diet in a strict or inflexible way. Rather than eliminating meat and/or animal "products" from their diets, the compromise vegetarian lessens the impact of his or her diet by restricting animal consumption, eating much less meat than typical, scheduling vegan or vegetarian meals whenever possible, but not turning down any food they might need on the appropriate occasion.
"We ran out of money for food this month and got canned chili at the food bank today, so we're just going to have to be compromise vegetarians."
"The dairy industry is destroying the planet's water, but we have WIC and are too poor to turn down free cheese and dairy, I guess that makes us compromise vegetarians."
A bisexual who only dates guys
She is such a vegetarian bisexual...
One whom claims they are vegetarian for a certain amount of time.
Son: "Hey Mom, i'm a vegetarian! But just for this month." Mom: "Don't be silly. You're just another one of those wannabe vegetarians."
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Someone who obnoxiously promotes their personal eating habits. Can be compared to religious fundamentalists.
Mad cow? shit...the militant vegetarians will be dancing in the streets.
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