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People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.
In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.
"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."
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When a couple splits up, and holds a rushed yard sale to sell off the items they bought together, usually at a steep discount.
"I furnished my whole apartment at that vulture sale, and it only cost me a hundred bucks!"
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Some one learns about a trend, after it died. They take the dead trend and treat it like new
That dude is a vulture hipster, he just learned about rickrolling and is starting to use it again
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Someone who uses a tragic event to gain political power or to use a tragic event to make a political statement.
Examples of a "tragedy vulture" are sheriff Clarence Dupnik, Rep. Cynthia Mccarthy
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Somebody that writes random shit for no reason in comment sections.
Bro you know Gianni Cagee
Nah bro he a Comment Vulture
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A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.
Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.
Anyone who seeks to find something offensive in something that really isn't offensive in hopes of causing massive outrage while getting social media approval in the process.
I can't believe the Woke Culture Vultures came and found something offensive with what Barry said -- None of us even knew saying someone who had dark eyes was offensive, racist, problematic, misogynistic and rooted in white Supremacy.
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