A large amount of condoms.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick
-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad
A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.
I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.
Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!
A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.
So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!
The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears
Example:
"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"