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Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.

Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.

by Angered Beaver December 31, 2019


Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017


Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas June 25, 2015


Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt February 1, 2017


Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009


Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.

So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!

by Batman Dago February 6, 2018


Gummy Wad

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears

Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"

by Nadramia December 9, 2019