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The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
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The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
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verb: to masterbate in the presence of others without their knowledge, typically in a bedroom situation. A skill used by frustrated individuals who must share sleeping arrangments with another who wants nothing to do with them sexually but must still fulfill their sexual needs.
She said she had a headache, so I waited until she went to sleep and ninja wanked.
Dude, sharing a room with my brother sucks. He's always ninja wanking when he thinks I'm asleep. It's freakin' nasty!
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Someone who sends girls videos of themselves masterbating, while intoxicated and claims they were hacked.
Isn’t this your boy?
Meek is a wank boy
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Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating
Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?
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when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.
my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds
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Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.
I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.
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