Wank boy

Someone who sends girls videos of themselves masterbating, while intoxicated and claims they were hacked.

Isn’t this your boy?
Meek is a wank boy

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sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

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turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.

my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds

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bored wank

Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.

I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.

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wedgy wank

To have your pants so far up your anus you unintentionally masturbate

My pants are so far up my bum i just ejaculated. Wedgy wank

Victory Wank

The Urge or need to masturbate do to heightened mood after a successful, but probably worthless event.

This term can also be combined with the infamous suicide wank for maximum experience.

Before scrubbing the floor with socks, I had finished a term paper for a class I'll probably fail. After, I enjoyed a little victory wank.

Wank Prank

While someone is sleeping you sneak into their room and put their hand on the dick like they've been wanking. Works best if someone is sleeping with them so they'll see.

Wife: "WHAT why is your hand on your dick have you been WANKING!"
Husband: "No i don't wank! *breaks down*"
Prankster: "YOU JUST GOT WANK PRANKED!!"

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