a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
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A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.
They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding
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When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...
Last night at Homecoming Kaity totally wedding crashered Hoffman...
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A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.
Did you see the entry for 'Psycho Queen?' It makes no sense; it must be a Wisconsin Wedding.
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The people, or person, that makes a wedding or other "fancy" occasion memorable because of something untraditional.
"Damn, those guys are real wedding crashers"
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Adj. Used to describe a person who gets turned on at the mere thought of a wedding.
Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!
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Sheet stuck to woman chest do to dryed ejaculation
To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"
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