Shark week

To avoid offending any gender, shark week is when someone starts their 'cycle'

'aw dude it's shark week'

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Week's Mom

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.

On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom

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Death week

The week nearing the end of the school term where an overwhelming amount of work is due. Many people forget they have a life during this time.

"hey, you going to Sally's party next week?"
"Nah dude, that's death week"

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college week

Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?

Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college

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Hell Week

That week right before a break when every teacher decides that they need to throw in just one more test, quiz, and/or project, because their subject is obviously superior to the others. Also known as Week from Hell.

Person 1: Geez! I have 3 tests and a quiz this week, and I have 2 major projects due!
Person 2: Welcome to Hell Week.

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Kermit Weeks

Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.

Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally

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Period Week

Actual Meaning: Cuddle me, run my belly, feed me chocolate and leave me the fuck alone week.

Welp babe, looks like it's period week again.

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