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The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
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Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.
I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.
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The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.
Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''
Steve: "yeah."
Kevin: ''DETAILS!"
Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."
Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."
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Adjective: thing, person
Definition:
Something or someone who/what is the opitamy of lowest of the low. Lower than the c-word. One with no respect. One who lives in misery and tries to drag everyone down to thier level. "misery loves company"
: Cindy is the biggest ankle weight in the world!!!!
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a person who wears ankle weights.
a person with no common sense.
look at that guy wearin ankle weeiiigghhhts!!
that guy has no common sense, what an ankle weights
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Your ideal weight for appearance in public (i.e. on a TV show, high school reunion) or to fit into a particular outfit
Martha only has two weeks before her reunion to get down to her show weight.
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Any man that is under 160 pounds. They are so small that they will inevitably be taken advantage of by bigger men and they won’t be able to do anything about it because they’re too small.
He got molested in prison because he was victim weight.
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