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When your penis randomly explodes.
Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.
Publicly tweeting something you meant to DM.
Anthony Weiner admitted today that he "pulled a weiner" and lied about his twitter account being hacked. He meant to DM the picture to "friends." Turns out he was "pulling a weiner."
Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.
Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!
Megan: How do you know?
Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.
Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.
The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.
Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!
Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.
Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.
To be forcibly fucked by a really ugly chick
Yo Bango... I heard That Jessica Chick gave you a Weiner Wromp