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Welfare Whore

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.

Guy is a welfare whore.

by Fluffy March 4, 2003

15πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


welfare peanut butter

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.

- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!

by snack tasty July 28, 2006

64πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Wall Street welfare

Government programs that allow Wall Street companies to stay in business and pay out their huge salaries and bonuses even though they've screwed up and should go under.

The Troubled Assets Relief Bill that gave $700 billon to Wall Street companies with no strings attached is the ultimate example of Wall Street welfare.

by Daryl Montgomery November 18, 2008

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Welfare Dog Breeder

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.

That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

by wtf is wrong with people May 9, 2020


Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Welfare-Core

Originating in SE Iowa it's a brand of heavy metal whose band members, rather than having the traditional day jobs,live on welfare to support themselves.

man, that welfare-core band was awesome, I wonder if they accept food stamps for their merch?

by Bigmeat Thunderballs September 11, 2013

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


welfare peice of shit

usually an fat huge un-married woman who has tons of kids just to stay on welfare and to reap the rewards that us tax payers and handing out.

my neighbor is such welfare peice of shit

by SeverusSnape November 18, 2008

35πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž