The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder
Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.
The act of two people sitting back to back while masturbating.
Me and my best friend John wanted to jerk off together but we didn't want to see each other doing it. So we just back to whacked it.
During oral sex, the male politly asks the female to "work on the head". As she does this, he acts as if he's masturbating, thus punching her in the nose several times.
Dude, I actually whack-jabbed that chick last night.
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When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.
Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!
To zealously stimulate one's own genitals.
Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.
To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation
"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."
Slightly or firmly pinching the esophagus while making an "ahh" sound. Usually to identify other friends or familiar peers in school or any public place
Hahah, did you hear Brykan throat whacking in the auditorium today?