wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

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baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

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Mankrik's Wife

A term originated from the online game World of Warcraft. It relates to a quest in the zone titled the Barrens. It is a term used by WoW players to describe something remotely impossible to find, much like the quest objective who is Mankrik's wife.

Example:
Steve: Dude, I was so shitfaced last night I have no idea where the hell I left my keys. Have you seen them?
Tom: Mankrik's Wife, man.

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potential wife

Acting as a wife, but not quiet married yet. Doing things such as cleaning, cooking and catering to your man without having to be told do, only because you choose to do so. Proving yourself that you can be a wife, in ways that's being shown.

Taking the "wife" title and putting use into it without documents.

"I want to better myself and be a potential wife to my man this year."

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Porno Wife

A woman that loves jizzy jizzums (cum) even after the marriage. This can be enjoyed in any fashion on the face, ass,in the eye, titties wherever her husband desires. Her appetite for sex is large and may somewhat seem never ending.

Brian: So Chris I hear you have a porno wife.
Chris: Why yes Brian, I sure do.
Brian: Maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a porno wife.
Chris: She already has been.
Brian: Wonderful Chris, I can't wait to have a porno wife of my own.

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Movie Wife

A platonic friend, male or female that you go to the movies with.

"Have you seen the new G.I. Joe movie?"

Reply: "No, I'm going with my movie wife on Friday."

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Perfect Wife

The one and only girl that actually cared for and loved you when nobody else did, is there for you when you need it and someone you can support when the time comes

Alanni is understanding, smart and loving basicly The Perfect Wife

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