Boris Johnson

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.

i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.

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hank johnson

1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea

"That bitch performed a hank johnson, so I punched her in the throat, megan."

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Maureen Johnson

A hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (NERDFIGHTERS FTW), and has a strange obsession with jars.

She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.

Normal person: "What the hell? She's so weird."

Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"

Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"

Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."

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evan johnson

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.

Man, is your name Evan Johnson?

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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis is a YouTuber. A simple man, roasted in March. He makes fun of things for views it’s great bc that’s what YouTube is now

Hey dude were you roasted in March
Yeah dude why
Bro
Bro
Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson

m.youtube.com/channel/UCoLUji8TYrgDy74_iiazvYA

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volcano johnson

(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.

(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.

FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!

SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.

FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.

SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!

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Carl Johnson

The main character of "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas".

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.

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