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A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk
look at ralf! he looks like a right "egg in a bun" he should get it all off
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when someone ferments a jar of there cum with worms and mushrooms and microwaveing it. Trapping the vapors and cooling it to a liquid. injecting. the cum worm mushroom mixure aswell as its vapors into a egg and letting the egg rot.
putting the egg inside a female and eatting her out. if preforemed correctly she will crack the egg with her vagania and you will drink the mixture that comes out of her.
(person 1) hey i gave susan a milk egg last night.
(person 2)what the hell you are one sick bastard.
Empty saggy flat tits
No side profile whatsoever
I can't wear that with my fried eggs
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When the person helps clean the inside of a woman's womb with their dick.
Lilypichu: Michael's the best egg cleaner I know
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When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
A some person who orders egg and chips in a fancy restaurant.
Ussie is such an egg and chipper, he always insists on ordering egg and chips when we go to the Italian.
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