Hit the yard

To hit the yard means to fight in the front yard of one's house

You two need to just hit the yard already

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Yard Pass

Jail term for being allowed yard, or free time outdoors. This term can be used in reference to a wife or girlfriend allowing their male to partake in guys night or any other non-female-inclusive free time.

"Dude, did your old lady give you a yard pass to come bowling?"

or

"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"

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Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.

Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.

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Yard Sail

Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.

"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."

"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"

"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"

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Bone Yard

bedroom where you have sex

I'll meet you at the bone yard.

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Yard Monkey

The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.

When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".

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yard balls

English slang for "testicles."

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yard balls!

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