you're bored

You are one bored mf. You are probably avoiding sleeping by looking up random stuff on urban dictionary GO TO BED

Person 1: "wyd?"
Person 2: "I'm looking up random stuff on urban dictionary"
Person 1: "you're bored. Go to bed"

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You're a Dumb

when the person does something so stupid that you can use the word dumb as a noun.

Jordy: "so, what your ethnicity?"

Larry: "My great Grandparents Immigrated here from Germany"

Jordy "oh, so you're from Germany? That makes you Germanese, right?"

Larry "... You're a Dumb"

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you're pissed

What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.

Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.

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you're not cool

a useful phrase that comes in handy when some dumbass does something 'cool'.
but really. it's stupid.

you're not cool.
actually. you're about as cool as this definition.
that makes sense.

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you're such a dick

Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?

Dude, you're such a dick.

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you're fired

A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.

You're fired!
You suck!
Loser!

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you're a face

a very random and strange insult

A: hey, want to go to the movies?
B: You're a face!
A: fuck you!

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