Your point?

Usually said when someone goes on a long rant about something you don't care about and fails to bring up a valid point, anything worth merit, or a compelling argument. Also said when someone speaks mindless drivel. Usually will cause a complete dumbass to rage and just give up.

dumbass " Ya man, I'm the greatest person to ever live. Sure I never went to college, made a fortune, helped out the less fortunate, not the best looking person, and have an IQ of 72, which is legally retarded and lower than Forrest Gump's, but I have the coolest wallet ever!!
Me " Your Point?"
Dumbass " Man fuck u man, you're just a hater and you're hating on my swag and success!! Quit being a player hater, even though I get no ass and live with my mom and I'm 40 and still a virgin.

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In your dreams

(idiomatic expression) To express denial, to refuse a proposal. Same as "I don't even think about it" or "Fuck you, I won't do it!".

"Drop your weapon!"
"In your dreams..." (during a robbery)

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your asshole

1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in

your asshole is big enough to park a truck in

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your mom

1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.

1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

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for your nerves

an overwhelming amount, excessive, extra, extremely plentiful or oversufficient quantity or supply

Elydia: I went shopping today and came back with shoes for your nerves.

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on your todd

British slang term meaning to be alone, having no one else around for company. Can also mean sitting on your backside.

i.e. aww, were you all on your todd?

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your not that guy

Basically meaning that someone doesn't belong to a group or is not capable of doing a certain task Or you don't have the facilities to do something.

Me: Reaches for the XL Condom

Condom: "Your not that guy pal trust me your not that guy"

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