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I smell zoo ass, you must have been cleaning the house all day.
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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a formerly attractive wife who now lives off her ex husband. much like the caged big cats at the zoo who merely pace back and forth in their cages, unable to hunt or fend for themselves in the wild and live off of meat thrown in the cage; generally fat and lazy
"she was hot back when she was married but now she's just a zoo cougar"
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the law of old where poeple should get punished for there crime. the courts of today do not punish people, so this is why "Zoo law" needs to be inforced.
zoo law would cover Crimes like murder. It would bring back the old death sentence.. Crimes like rape, would be not be comunity service.. they would be prison.. for a long time
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Intergalactic Spacerock for the 21 Century
This Boy can see thru your lies with his Bionic Eyes.
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A catchphrase started in "A diary of a wimpy kid" also known as "the bible" is used to show something zany or wacky has just occured
Bill- "my nan just died of banana peel Isis"
Dave- "Zoo Wee Mama
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