Balls on ice

A term used to describe sitting around doing sweet fuck all (nothing or very little) and being a bum. Chilling so hard your balls may as well be resting on ice keeping cool.

"what you doing?"
"fuck all. You?"
"Just got my balls on ice man, my balls on ice"

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indistruct-a-ball

A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball

Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!

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Nigger Ball

When you go out you grab a tennis ball.
If you see you a nigger, open the window scream "NIGGER!!" at the top of your lungs and throw the ball. There are three outcomes:
1)You hit him and get a point
2)You miss and have to retrieve the ball
3)He catches it and you have to go ask for it back

PERSON 1: You wanna play some nigger ball
PERSOn 2: Hell yeah brother, let's get some niggers

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Salmon-balls

The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.

Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.

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button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

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disney balls

When you walk around all day at a Disney park and your balls get sweaty. It causes you to walk funny do to the fact that it hurts to walk normally because of the chaffing.

Tina: Kyle why are you walking funny?

Kyle: I got Disney balls from being here in the magic kingdom all day.

Tina: that sucks, vaginas rule.

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Short-balling

When a man wears shorts with no underwear in such a manner as to expose his balls to those around him (either intentionally, or unintentionally).

Hey, your brother is short-balling again. Can you please tell him to tuck it in? The ladies are getting offended.

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