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Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).
Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.
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A book that lists synonyms and antonyms for the 'Halo 3' language
When I looked up 'Master Chief' in the Halo 3-saurus, the synonyms were 'bad-ass' and 'nobody's bitch', and the antonyms were 'kittens' and 'Mr. Rogers'.
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An "L-3" bitch refers to a person who is being an extreme bitch; L-3 refering to "level three" as opposed to a regular or "L-2" bitch.
Damn dude, she's really being an L-3 bitch tonight.
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Three grams of bud for $20, instead of $30. Only the good dealers through this
guy: "yo man can i get 3 for 20?"
dealer: "shiiiiiiit aight"
guy: "preems"
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Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"
"No, sorry I was doing homework."
"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."
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Much like 5 o'clock shadow, but for those who have just started shaving, and their beard/mustache/sideburns have not become thick enough to develop by 5 o'clock, but 3 days later. It would have the same length after 3 days as a fully developed beard would have by 5 o'clock.
Jim: Hey Bob, you've gotta nice mustache, what'd you grow that today?
Bob: LOL, oh no, its just my 3 day shadow. I've gotta shave it again today.
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