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Beat a Straight Person Day

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

by OceanRequiem December 11, 2021

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international super-straight day

the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.

it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.

by @i_am_ring0 on instagram April 24, 2021

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dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.

Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!

by Braithwait July 27, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight-up Pre-paid

Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.

You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.

by Money M.T. April 1, 2010

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straight shooting son of a gun

Someone who tells you things in a straight fashion or in an honest way. they don't lie about that situation

person 1: that shirt is very ugly on that person
person 2: use the straight shooting son of a gun method on him so he understands

person 1: yeah i gotta do that

person 2: that would be the best thing to do

by south side creepers December 4, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


queer eye for the straight guy

Best reality show out there.

The Fab Five take on the project of making over a straight man who has no idea what to do with himself. Usually put on this how by a girlfriend or wife who wants to see their spouse made over.

carson kressley is hot!

by kelli December 25, 2004

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straight out of the oven

Something or someone that is way too attractive/hot

I hooked up with this girl last night, she was straight out of the oven...

by Dangpool July 27, 2017

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