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canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023


time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022


catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2016


can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 27, 2004


Canning Town

Canning town also known as E16 is a dockland urban town in East London, Uk.

The Station is located under the A13.
Full of south-side gangmen, almost every gang member was born and raised in Canning Town.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DAMIAN, SINCE YOUR HIS FRIEND IM JUST ASKING DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENDS HE’S FROM.

Girl 2: HE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN CANNING TOWN.

Girl 1: SORRY THTS A NO NO FOR ME.

by monkeypills October 27, 2021


Can Rides

Beer. Can Rides are what Americans will start calling Beer when American turns to Crystal M*** (THC) during the Great Depression of Yo MaMa.

Can Rides - Beer.
"Can I have a can ride?"
"Go get it yourself hun. You can have have a Sociable Cider or an isolated beer you loner."

by YouTube Video December 3, 2021


beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022