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Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom

The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.

Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.

by tain london December 25, 2022


Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum

I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener

by Trashbonious August 12, 2017


Poo Flavoured Air

Poo flavoured air is often referred to as a fart or stinky air, although it can come in forms of e-liquid by the name of 'shat flavoured air'.

It is also the greatest group chat of the modern generation

I was puffing on some poo flavoured air the other day bro

by femshatslaz June 13, 2023


grey air

When the sky is grey and cloudy, not quite to the point of storming but possibly on it’s way.
The breeze will be cool but soft within 48 degrees (Fahrenheit) and 60 degrees (Fahrenheit). The grass will be damp, and a light mist will soon fill the air if it hasn’t already.

I sat on the old wooden swing set on the playlet in my backyard as the grey air surrounded me.

by Sleepingwalras March 22, 2021


Air con and suck on

The sexual act of turning on the A/C to the coldest and then sucking on cock.

“Lets turn on the air con and suck on my cock.”

by Mrcake115 June 16, 2023


Swallow Air

Idfk it is not inhaling, its pushing air into your stomach or smth

Person 1: Dude I had to swallow air to keep from eating yesterday

Person 2: Um- I don't think that's healthy

by Max's white van April 16, 2022


Air Force

A nice way of of phonetically saying "AF" or "as fuck".

Guy 1: Bro, I swear your mom was giving me "the look" last night.
Guy 2: Shut up, Steve. You're stupid, Air Force.

by Mango Williams October 3, 2020