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north American hole exchange

A sexual activity in which two people from northern America stick their assholes together and exchange their shit between assholes.

Bro it's crazy, I just tried out the north American hole exchange.

Was it good?

Ya, but my ass still burns a bit.

by Eggs317 April 22, 2021


The last great american dynasty

The most underrated song on folklore.

There goes the last great american dynasty, who know if she never showed up what could've been?
She had a marvelous time ruining everything.

by the_weirdo_on_maple_street_11 January 2, 2023


american eagle fat ass

a really big ugly fuck over 6,5 thats wears american eagle clothes when he doesnt look right in them

the little boy drew called big nick a american eagle fat ass

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


South American Beaver Chaser

A South American Beaver Chaser is a lesbian (of a South American country, as the name implies) that attempts to gain U.S. Citizenship by marrying a lesbian partner.

That Columbian sure is a South American Beaver Chaser!

by slippy & farrett June 9, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Great American Coup D'Γ‰tat

An internal coup d'Γ©tat that occurred in the United States of America on 6 January, 2001 that invalidated an accurate recount of the Florida votes in order to install the despotic dictator George W. Bush as president.

I'll always remember where I was for the Great American Coup d'Γ‰tat - I was sitting horrified in front of my TV screen.

by Antonio Battaglia June 16, 2008

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


North American Bald Beaver

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.

Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"

by locutus89 October 18, 2008

19πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


American Pit Bull Terrier

A dog descended from bull and terrier crosses created as a dogfighting breed. A gamebred animal with drive and heart. Capable of becoming a loyal, loving family pet. Often fond of children. Easy to train by a firm handler. The choice breed for irresponsible owners.
This breed has been given a horrible name, mainly due to the media hype focusing on so-called 'dangerous' breeds. In reality, the APBT is one of the only breeds ever bred specifically to be extremely friendly to humans.
They do NOT have locking jaws. They do not make good guard dogs.

Petey, the dog in The Little Rascals, was an American Pit Bull Terrier.

The UKC was founded by an APBT owner, and the first breed registered with the UKC was APBT Bennett's Ring.

The APBT was a popular icon of American Pride during the 1990s, decorating war posters and representing the country's strength and dignity.

by Lycanthrope April 10, 2008

47πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž