anal digging

where a man takes a spoon to anouther mans anus and trys to dig a small hole within the feces. he will then place the handel of the spoon into the cavity with the dish part of the spoon sticking out. the man who has dug the cavity will then rest his balls on the dish part of the spoon. this act is done for sexual pleasure.

man one: please babe anal dig me?
man two: are you up for that then?
man one: defornatly
man two: i shall begin digging ur rectom then

then the two men where 'anal digging'

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anal minor

is when a male inserts his penis into another mans arsehole!with a huge cock

last night this guy got caught bumming another guy, hes is a defo anal minor!

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anal gnome

When a man inserts his penis (or in this case, "Gnome") into a woman's anal orifice. Said woman must be ready for the "Gnome" to plow her cornhole. Once penis is inserted, grab woman's face and slam the back of her head onto the hard part of the bed. Booyah!

Suzy, what the fuck happened to your head?

Well, Jennifer, Curtis gave me an anal gnome last night. That gnome was a real bastard.

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Anal Hymen

A man's underwear that's punctured during forceful anal penetration; aka, "the last line of defense".

If it wasn't for my trusty Jockys, he would've taken me to a world of hurt. My mom always made sure I knew how to buy a good anal hymen.

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anal byway

AKA Hershey Highway, Cadbury Canal

Vito takes it up the Anal Byway

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anal frisking

when you get both fists deep into the anus and move your hands around, back and forth like you're frisking it.

"I sometimes do anal frisking with 'very nice ladies'."

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anal shavings

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.

I am so into anal shavings

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